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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
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Jules Feiffer Quotes

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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Unknown Author Quotes

The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women.
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Unknown Author Quotes

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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I think the key is for women not to set any limits.
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Martina Navratilova Quotes

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Unknown Author Quotes

Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
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Edna St. Vincent Millay Quotes

Women and elephants never forget an injury.
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Unknown Author Quotes

I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.
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Unknown Author Quotes

Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think that's part of the magic of it all.
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Scott Bairstow Quotes

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
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Unknown Author Quotes

Women are always beautiful.
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Ville Valo Quotes

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
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James Grover Thurber Quotes

I want to make a policy statement. I am unabashedly in favor of women. (On appointing 10 women to top government positions)
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Lyndon B. Johnson Quotes

A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
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Milton Wright Quotes

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes

I married beneath me. All women do.
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Lady Nancy Astor Quotes

Women with body image or eating disorders are not a special category, just more extreme in their response to a culture that emphasizes thinness and impossible standards of appearance for women instead of individuality and health.
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Gloria Steinem Quotes

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
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Alexandre Dumas Quotes

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
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Benny Hill Quotes

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
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Arnold Haultain Quotes

Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Unknown Author Quotes

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
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Gail Sheehy Quotes

I studied the lives of great men and famous women, and I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm.
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Henry Truman Quotes

Americans like fat books and thin women.
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Russell Baker Quotes

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
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Author Unknown Quotes

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.
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Germaine Greer Quotes

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
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Dave Barry Quotes

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
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Chauncey Mitchell Depew Quotes

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
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George Eliot Quotes

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
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Cindy Crawford Quotes

A man chases a woman until she catches him.
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American Proverb Quotes

Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.
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William Shakespeare Quotes

Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton Quotes

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
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Woody Allen Quotes

I like women with big... HEARTS! YEAH! THAT's it!
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Unknown Author Quotes

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

Charm is a glow within a woman that casts a most becoming light on others.
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John Mason Brown Quotes

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.
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Cornelia Otis Skinner Quotes

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women? - merely adored.
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Unknown Author Quotes

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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Marcel Achard Quotes

Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.
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Honoré de Balzac Quotes

Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
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Elsa Schiaparelli Quotes

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
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Woody Allen Quotes

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
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Mort Sahl Quotes

A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal.
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Eric Lustbader Quotes

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on.
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Billy Joel Quotes

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
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Author Unknown Quotes

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
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Samuel Johnson Quotes

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

There are some women who should barely be spoken to; they should only be caressed.
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Edgar Degas Quotes

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
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Carrie Snow Quotes

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
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Marianne Williamson Quotes

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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George Burns Quotes

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
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Stanley Baldwin Quotes

Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us hand-held massaging shower heads.
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Rhann Morgan Quotes

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Author Unknown Quotes

Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
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George Eliot Quotes

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
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Steve Martin Quotes

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
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H.L. Mencken Quotes

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
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Art Buchwald Quotes

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
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Mae West Quotes

Women know not the whole of their coquetry.
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François Duc de La Rochefoucauld Quotes

Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
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E.V. Lucas Quotes

The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
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Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes

I hate women because they always know where things are.
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Voltaire Quotes

Men play the game; women know the score.
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Unknown Author Quotes

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman.
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Nancy Astor Quotes

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
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Ovid Quotes

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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James Grover Thurber Quotes

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
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Karl Kraus Quotes

The people I'm furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
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Anita Loos Quotes

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
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Unknown Author Quotes

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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Dave Barry Quotes

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Quentin Crisp Quotes

Beauty is the first present Nature gives to women, and the first it takes away.
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Méré Quotes

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
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Harold Robbins Quotes

O woman, perfect woman! what distraction.
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John Fletcher Quotes

I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.
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Fred Allen Quotes

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
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William Shakespeare Quotes

The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams.
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Simone de Beauvoir Quotes

One man's daydreaming is another man's woman.
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Grey Livingston Quotes

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.
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George du Maurier Quotes

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
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J. D. Salinger Quotes

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
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Georges Pompidou Quotes

Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason.
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François Duc de La Rochefoucauld Quotes

Marriage has for women many equivalents of joining a mass movement. It offers them a new purpose in life, a new future and a new identity (a new name). The boredom of spinsters and of women who can no longer find joy and fulfillment in marriage stems from
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Eric Hoffer Quotes

Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.
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Marcel Proust Quotes

To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.
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Henry David Thoreau Quotes

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
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Bella Abzug Quotes

When a woman comes to her glass, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavors to be as much another creature as she possibly can. Whether this happens because they stay so long and attend their work so diligently that they forget the faces and persons which they first sat down with, or whatever it is, they seldom rise from the toilet the same woman they appeared when they began to dress.
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Joseph Addison Quotes

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
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Thomas Carlyle Quotes

Men have been paying taco tax for centuries, millennia probably.
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Rick Claro Quotes

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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Edward Dahlbert Quotes

A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
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Sigmund Freud Quotes

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
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Germaine Greer Quotes

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
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Washington Irving Quotes

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.
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Elissa Melamed Quotes

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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Aristotle Onassis Quotes

When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony.
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Author Unknown Quotes

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
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Edgar Wallace Quotes

Nature is just enough but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
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Antoinette Brown Blackwell Quotes

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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Billy Crystal Quotes

Women can form a friendship with a man very well but to preserve it - to that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help.
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George Jean Nathan Quotes

If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The men talk of gain, the women talk of loss, and I do not know which talk is the more boring.
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Marya Mannes Quotes

The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
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