Quotes on women
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Author, Unknown
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Author, Unknown
I think the key is for women not to set any limits.
Navratilova, Martina
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Author, Unknown
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Author, Unknown
I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.
Author, Unknown
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think that's part of the magic of it all.
Bairstow, Scott
Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
Author, Unknown
Women are always beautiful.
Valo, Ville
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
Thurber, James Grover
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
Wright, Milton
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Tennyson, Alfred Lord
I married beneath me. All women do.
Astor, Lady Nancy
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
Dumas, Alexandre
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Hill, Benny
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Author, Unknown
Americans like fat books and thin women.
Baker, Russell
A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
Unknown, Author
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Wilde, Oscar
Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.
Greer, Germaine
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Barry, Dave
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Depew, Chauncey Mitchell
A man chases a woman until she catches him.
Proverb, American
Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak.
Shakespeare, William
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
Allen, Woody
I like women with big... HEARTS! YEAH! THAT's it!
Author, Unknown
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
McLaughlin, Mignon
Charm is a glow within a woman that casts a most becoming light on others.
Brown, John Mason
The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women? - merely adored.
Author, Unknown
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Achard, Marcel
Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.
de Balzac, Honoré
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
Allen, Woody
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Sahl, Mort
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal.
Lustbader, Eric
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Johnson, Samuel
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.
McLaughlin, Mignon
There are some women who should barely be spoken to; they should only be caressed.
Degas, Edgar
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Burns, George
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Baldwin, Stanley
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Unknown, Author
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
Martin, Steve
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
Mencken, H.L.
Women know not the whole of their coquetry.
Rochefoucauld, François Duc de La
Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
Lucas, E.V.
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
Nietzsche, Friedrich
Men play the game; women know the score.
Author, Unknown
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Wilde, Oscar
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
Ovid
The people I'm furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
Loos, Anita
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Barry, Dave
I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.
Allen, Fred
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
Shakespeare, William
The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams.
de Beauvoir, Simone
One man's daydreaming is another man's woman.
Livingston, Grey
Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.
Maurier, George du
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
Salinger, J. D.
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
Pompidou, Georges
Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason.
Rochefoucauld, François Duc de La
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.
Proust, Marcel
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
Abzug, Bella
When a woman comes to her glass, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavors to be as much another creature as she possibly can. Whether this happens because they stay so long and attend their work so diligently that they forget the faces and persons which they first sat down with, or whatever it is, they seldom rise from the toilet the same woman they appeared when they began to dress.
Addison, Joseph
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
Carlyle, Thomas
Men have been paying taco tax for centuries, millennia probably.
Claro, Rick
A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
Freud, Sigmund
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Lebowitz, Fran
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Onassis, Aristotle
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
Wallace, Edgar