Quotes on women
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Author, Unknown
I think the key is for women not to set any limits.
Navratilova, Martina
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Author, Unknown
Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Author, Unknown
Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
Author, Unknown
Women are always beautiful.
Valo, Ville
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
Wright, Milton
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Tennyson, Alfred Lord
I married beneath me. All women do.
Astor, Lady Nancy
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
Dumas, Alexandre
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Author, Unknown
Americans like fat books and thin women.
Baker, Russell
A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
Unknown, Author
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Wilde, Oscar
Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.
Greer, Germaine
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Barry, Dave
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Depew, Chauncey Mitchell
A man chases a woman until she catches him.
Proverb, American
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
Allen, Woody
I like women with big... HEARTS! YEAH! THAT's it!
Author, Unknown
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
McLaughlin, Mignon
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Achard, Marcel
Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.
de Balzac, Honoré
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
Allen, Woody
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Sahl, Mort
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal.
Lustbader, Eric
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
Johnson, Samuel
There are some women who should barely be spoken to; they should only be caressed.
Degas, Edgar
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Burns, George
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Baldwin, Stanley
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
Mencken, H.L.
Women know not the whole of their coquetry.
Rochefoucauld, François Duc de La
Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
Lucas, E.V.
Men play the game; women know the score.
Author, Unknown
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Wilde, Oscar
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
Ovid
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Barry, Dave
I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.
Allen, Fred
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
Shakespeare, William
The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams.
de Beauvoir, Simone
There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians.
Pompidou, Georges
Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason.
Rochefoucauld, François Duc de La
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.
Proust, Marcel
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
Abzug, Bella
When a woman comes to her glass, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavors to be as much another creature as she possibly can. Whether this happens because they stay so long and attend their work so diligently that they forget the faces and persons which they first sat down with, or whatever it is, they seldom rise from the toilet the same woman they appeared when they began to dress.
Addison, Joseph
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
Carlyle, Thomas
Men have been paying taco tax for centuries, millennia probably.
Claro, Rick
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Lebowitz, Fran
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
Wallace, Edgar