Quotes on weight
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
Barnard, Christiaan
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.
Allen, Hugh
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
Adams, Chris
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Love, Jason
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Unknown, Author
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
Wagner, Attributed to John