Quotes on vulgar
The rancher strings barbed wire across the range, drills wells and bulldozes stock ponds everywhere, drives off the elk and antelope and bighorn sheep, poisons coyotes and prairie dogs, shoots eagle and bear and cougar on sight, supplants the native bluestem and grama grass with tumbleweed, cow shit, cheat grass, snakeweed, anthills, poverty weed, mud and dust and flies - and then leans back and smiles broadly at the Tee Vee cameras and tells us how much he loves the West.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
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Lenny Bruce Quotes
Fuck all the people who say, "God bless," and then don't bother to complete the sentence. Who they are, I haven't the slightest. But, if I were God, I would not honor such a request.
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George Carlin Quotes
I am my brother's keeper, says the chickenshit liberal. Perhaps he does not realize that he now has more than 2 1/2 billion brothers.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive.
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J. D. Salinger Quotes
There has got to be a God; the world could not have become so fucked up by chance alone.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty - you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut.
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Frank Zappa Quotes
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
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Erica Jong Quotes
Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
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Ernest Hemingway Quotes
The first draft of anything is shit.
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Ernest Hemingway Quotes
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
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Chris Rock Quotes
No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as that Glen Canyon Dam at Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
I hate water. Fish fuck in it.
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W.C. Fields Quotes
The one thing worse than a knee-pad Tory is a chickenshit liberal. The type that can not say "shit" even when his mouth is full of it.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit.
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Jonathan Winters Quotes
I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.
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Muhammad Ali Quotes
Every analysis leaves a residue of the unknown; this we call God or Karma or - depending on time and place - the UFO. (Unidentified Fucking Object).
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Edward Abbey Quotes
Catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking.
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William Humphrey Quotes
So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti- intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity.
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Frank Zappa Quotes
The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck."
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Author Unknown Quotes
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.
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Edward Abbey Quotes
Poetry is nobody's business except the poet's, and everybody else can fuck off.
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Philip Larkin Quotes
Fire lookout, 1400 hours, ferocious lightning storm. Me and God. That fucker is trying to get me again, God damn him. But I got me old .357 ...
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Edward Abbey Quotes
The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
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Ernest Hemingway Quotes
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
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John Stewart Quotes
I am too tired to fight, but too stubborn to conform to the ways of this fucked up world. I give up.
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Author Unknown Quotes