Quotes on vulgar
The rancher strings barbed wire across the range, drills wells and bulldozes stock ponds everywhere, drives off the elk and antelope and bighorn sheep, poisons coyotes and prairie dogs, shoots eagle and bear and cougar on sight, supplants the native bluestem and grama grass with tumbleweed, cow shit, cheat grass, snakeweed, anthills, poverty weed, mud and dust and flies - and then leans back and smiles broadly at the Tee Vee cameras and tells us how much he loves the West.
Abbey, Edward
Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
Bruce, Lenny
Fuck all the people who say, "God bless," and then don't bother to complete the sentence. Who they are, I haven't the slightest. But, if I were God, I would not honor such a request.
Carlin, George
I am my brother's keeper, says the chickenshit liberal. Perhaps he does not realize that he now has more than 2 1/2 billion brothers.
Abbey, Edward
There has got to be a God; the world could not have become so fucked up by chance alone.
Abbey, Edward
J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty - you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.
Abbey, Edward
The first draft of anything is shit.
Hemingway, Ernest
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
Rock, Chris
No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as that Glen Canyon Dam at Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County.
Abbey, Edward
I hate water. Fish fuck in it.
Fields, W.C.
The one thing worse than a knee-pad Tory is a chickenshit liberal. The type that can not say "shit" even when his mouth is full of it.
Abbey, Edward
I got nothing against no Viet Cong. No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger.
Ali, Muhammad
Every analysis leaves a residue of the unknown; this we call God or Karma or - depending on time and place - the UFO. (Unidentified Fucking Object).
Abbey, Edward
Catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking.
Humphrey, William
Fish fuck in it.
Fields, W.C.
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.
Abbey, Edward
Fire lookout, 1400 hours, ferocious lightning storm. Me and God. That fucker is trying to get me again, God damn him. But I got me old .357 ...
Abbey, Edward
The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
Hemingway, Ernest