Quotes on Thanksgiving
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.
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Mason Cooley Quotes
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey until Thanksgiving.
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Mike Connolly Quotes
The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving.
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H.U. Westermayer Quotes
It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it... There are some things in every country that you must be born to endure; and another hundred years of general satisfaction with Americans and America could not reconcile this expatriate to cranberry sauce, peanut butter, and drum majorettes.
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Alistair Cooke Quotes
The sun is the epitome of benevolence - it is lifegiving and warmthgiving and happinessgiving, and to it we owe our thanksgiving.
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Jessi Lane Adams Quotes
It was dramatic to watch [my grandmother] decapitate [a turkey] with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with "gourmet" status.
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Russell Baker Quotes
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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Irv Kupcinet Quotes
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes