Quotes on telephones

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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
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Brent Musburger Quotes

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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
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Milton Wright Quotes

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It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone.
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Mark Twain Quotes

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I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
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Henry Miller Quotes

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
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Evelyn Hendrickson Quotes

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Ogden Nash Quotes

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
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Author Unknown Quotes

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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