Quotes on smoking
Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
Mondfleur, D.H.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
Bulwer-Lytton, Edward George
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
Proverb, Turkish
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Allen, Woody
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.
Dole, Bob
Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
Burton, Robert
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Adams, Douglas
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Unknown, Author
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Leno, Jay
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Unknown, Author
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
Zittler, Edith
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
Unknown, Author
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Toscanini, Arturo
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
Twain, Mark
On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow's] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.
Kendrick, Alexander