Quotes on smoking
Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
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D.H. Mondfleur Quotes
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
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Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Quotes
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
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Turkish Proverb Quotes
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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Woody Allen Quotes
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.
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Bob Dole Quotes
Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
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Robert Burton Quotes
I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
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Paul Carvel Quotes
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Douglas Adams Quotes
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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Benny Hill Quotes
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
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Rudyard Kipling Quotes
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
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George D. Prentice Quotes
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Author Unknown Quotes
If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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Trey Parker Quotes
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
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Jay Leno Quotes
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
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Edith Zittler Quotes
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
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Author Unknown Quotes
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
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Arturo Toscanini Quotes
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world.
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Irish Proverb Quotes
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
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Mark Twain Quotes
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
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Harold Robbins Quotes
Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again! God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
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A.P. Herbert Quotes
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
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Ben Jonson Quotes
On CBS Radio the news of [Ed Murrow's] death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.
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Alexander Kendrick Quotes
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
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James I of England Quotes
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
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