Quotes on skiing

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Steven Wright Quotes

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes

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I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter.
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Michael Ventre Quotes

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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
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Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.
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Dolores LaChapelle Quotes

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
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Dave Barry Quotes

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The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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