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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
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John Waters Quotes

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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
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The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
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Cary Grant Quotes

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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
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Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
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