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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
McLaughlin, Mignon

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
Unknown, Author

Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.
Ward, Colin

Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
Mickins, Beverly

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Allen, Woody

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
Waters, John

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Allen, Woody

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Allen, Woody

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Masters, William H.

The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
Vinci, Leonardo da

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Allen, Woody

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
Grant, Cary

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
Mencken, H.L.

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
Vidal, Gore

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
O'Rourke, P.J.

Be naughty - save Santa a trip.
Unknown, Author

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Allen, Woody

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
Unknown, Author

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Burns, George

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
McLaughlin, Mignon

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
Unknown, Author

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Allen, Woody

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Allen, Woody

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
Stengel, Casey

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

You use sex to express every emotion except love.
Allen, Woody

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
Allende, Isabel

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Leno, Jay

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
Unknown, Author

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Unknown, Author

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
Lawrence, D.H.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Allen, Woody

Good things come in small packages. If you show me your small package, I'll show you my good thing!
Ross, Rob

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Twain, Mark

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Unknown, Author

Sex between two people is a beautiful thing; between five it's fantastic.
Allen, Woody

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important, physically, as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Bukowski, Charles

Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Robbins, Harold

Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
Liberosensa, Sommeil

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Allen, Woody

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Allen, Woody

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Allen, Woody

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
Allen, Woody

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Mansfield, Jayne

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
McLaughlin, Mignon

It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
Taylor, Elizabeth

Sexuality apart from procreation continues to be a wide open field. I am not sure we know as much as we pretend to know. But it sure is fun watching it unfold.
Near, Holly

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Allen, Woody

Sex is better than talk. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Allen, Woody

I think the issue is how do you define sexual relationship.
Clinton, Bill