Quotes on sex
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
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Author Unknown Quotes
Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual freedom which the young assert - unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on - are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease.
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Colin Ward Quotes
Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
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Beverly Mickins Quotes
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.
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Garrison Keillor Quotes
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
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Bob Hope Quotes
Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.
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Gael Greene Quotes
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Woody Allen Quotes
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
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J.G. Ballard Quotes
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?
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Richard Fleischer Quotes
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
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John Waters Quotes
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
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Woody Allen Quotes
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
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William H. Masters Quotes
The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species.
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Leonardo da Vinci Quotes
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
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Woody Allen Quotes
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
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Cary Grant Quotes
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
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H.L. Mencken Quotes
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
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Erica Jong Quotes
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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Author Unknown Quotes
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
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Gore Vidal Quotes
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
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Henry Fielding Quotes
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
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Daphne Fielding Quotes
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
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Gloria Leonard Quotes
Be naughty - save Santa a trip.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
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Woody Allen Quotes
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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George Burns Quotes
A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.
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Helen Lawrenson Quotes
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Murray Banks Quotes
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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John Barrymore Quotes
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
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Woody Allen Quotes
My cock doesn't talk politics.
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Stephal Sachs Quotes
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
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J. Edgar Hoover Quotes
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
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Woody Allen Quotes
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
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Frederike Ryder Quotes
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Casey Stengel Quotes
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
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Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour Quotes
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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Andy Rooney Quotes
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
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Harlan Ellison Quotes
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
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Woody Allen Quotes
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
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Isabel Allende Quotes
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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S.J. Perelman Quotes
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
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Jay Leno Quotes
A dirty book is rarely dusty.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
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Here's to all the kisses I've snatched - and vice versa.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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Robert Frost Quotes
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
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Louise Sammons Quotes
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
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D.H. Lawrence Quotes
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Quentin Crisp Quotes
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
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Clare Booth Luce Quotes
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Good things come in small packages. If you show me your small package, I'll show you my good thing!
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Rob Ross Quotes
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
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William Osler Quotes
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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Mark Twain Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
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Butch Hancock Quotes
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
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Flash Rosenberg Quotes
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Sex between two people is a beautiful thing; between five it's fantastic.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
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Harold Robbins Quotes
Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
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Sommeil Liberosensa Quotes
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
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Woody Allen Quotes
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
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William B. Yeats Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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Woody Allen Quotes
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
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Elton John Quotes
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
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Jayne Mansfield Quotes
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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W. Somerset Maugham Quotes
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
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Marge Piercy Quotes
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
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Elizabeth Taylor Quotes
Sexuality apart from procreation continues to be a wide open field. I am not sure we know as much as we pretend to know. But it sure is fun watching it unfold.
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Holly Near Quotes
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Sex is better than talk. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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Woody Allen Quotes
I think the issue is how do you define sexual relationship.
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Bill Clinton Quotes