Quotes on pregnancy
If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
Link to Quote
Barbara Ehrenreich Quotes
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Link to Quote
Lawrence Housman Quotes
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Link to Quote
Rita Rudner Quotes
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Link to Quote
Nora Ephron Quotes
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
Link to Quote
Martin H. Fischer Quotes
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
Link to Quote
Arabic Proverb Quotes
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Link to Quote
Irena Chalmers Quotes
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Link to Quote
Phyllis Diller Quotes
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
Link to Quote
Sherry Glaser Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Link to Quote
Sam Levenson Quotes
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Link to Quote
Dave Barry Quotes
Homosexuality, like androgyny, might be an instinctive racial response to overpopulation, crowding, and stress. Both flourish when empire reaches its apogee.
Link to Quote
Edward Abbey Quotes
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
Link to Quote
Joyce Armor Quotes
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
Link to Quote
Cathy Crimmins Quotes