Quotes on parties
She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Waugh, Evelyn
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
Brown, David
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
Whitehorn, Katherine
No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
Erasmus, Desiderius
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
Williams, Robin
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
Byron, George Gordon
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
Matthau, Carol
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
Allen, Fred
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
Carmody, Nancie J.
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Landers, Ann
No man does right by a woman at a party.
Golden, Harry

