Quotes on men
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
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Author Unknown Quotes
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
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Lenore Coffee Quotes
Real men are sadly lacking in this world, for when they are put to the test they prove worthless.
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Franz Liszt Quotes
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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Helen Rowland Quotes
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think that's part of the magic of it all.
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Scott Bairstow Quotes
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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Linda Ellerbee Quotes
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
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Katharine Hepburn Quotes
My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
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Indira Gandhi Quotes
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
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Mae West Quotes
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
A man is two people, himself and his cock. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings.
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Beryl Bainbridge Quotes
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
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Helen Rowland Quotes
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
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Lupe Velez Quotes
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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Bruce Willis Quotes
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
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Jean Kerr Quotes
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
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Alice Thomas Ellis Quotes
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
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Jim Backus Quotes
Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
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Author Unknown Quotes
When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent.
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S.A. Sachs Quotes
I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quotes
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
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Lana Turner Quotes
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Frank McKinney Hubbard Quotes
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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Erma Bombeck Quotes
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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Helen Rowland Quotes
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
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Francesca M. Cancian Quotes
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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Andy Rooney Quotes
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
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Tony Kornheiser Quotes
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Bill Maher Quotes
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
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Erica Jong Quotes
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
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John Erskine Quotes
Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
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E.V. Lucas Quotes
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
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Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
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Knights of Pythagoras Quotes
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
He is every other inch a gentleman.
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Rebecca West Quotes
Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do.
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Brigitte Bardot Quotes
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes
The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
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Germaine Greer Quotes
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
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Rita Mae Brown Quotes
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
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Mae West Quotes
Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
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William Shakespeare Quotes
When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
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Jean Giraudoux Quotes
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
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Ella Harris Quotes
A hard man is good to find.
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Mae West Quotes
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
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Albert Einstein Quotes
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
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Golda Meir Quotes
If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there?
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Chocolate Waters Quotes
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
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Ninon de Lenclos Quotes
Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell.
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Robin Morgan Quotes
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
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Madame de Staël Quotes
Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
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Amanda Vail Quotes
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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Natalie Wood Quotes