Quotes on men
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
Unknown, Author
When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Coffee, Lenore
Real men are sadly lacking in this world, for when they are put to the test they prove worthless.
Liszt, Franz
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Rowland, Helen
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think that's part of the magic of it all.
Bairstow, Scott
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Ellerbee, Linda
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Hepburn, Katharine
My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
Gandhi, Indira
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
West, Mae
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Gabor, Zsa Zsa
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Seinfeld, Jerry
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
Velez, Lupe
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
Wilde, Oscar
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
Ellis, Alice Thomas
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
Backus, Jim
I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Rowland, Helen
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
Kornheiser, Tony
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
Erskine, John
Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.
Lucas, E.V.
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.
Nietzsche, Friedrich
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
Knights of Pythagoras
He is every other inch a gentleman.
West, Rebecca
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
McLaughlin, Mignon
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
Fischer, Martin H.
Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
Shakespeare, William
A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.
Wilde, Oscar
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Harris, Ella
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Einstein, Albert
Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell.
Morgan, Robin
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Wood, Natalie