Quotes on jobs
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Aiken, Howard
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
Randall, Stanley J.
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
Machiavelli, Niccolo
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
Barry, Dave
Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.
Phelps, William Lyon
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Barling, Fred
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Frost, Robert
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade.
Charlton, James
Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Unknown, Author
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Nash, Ogden
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Larson, Doug
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Acheson, Dean
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
Browne, H. Jackson
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Confucius
What is it that you like doing? If you don't like it, get out of it, because you'll be lousy at it.
Iacocca, Lee
A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
Feather, William C.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Parkinson, C. Northcote
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
Gold, Bill
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
Adams, Scott
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Bailey, Pearl
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Toynbee, Arnold
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
Bennett, William John
An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from a man's entire existence.
de Balzac, Honore
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Unknown, Author
By strengthening the economy, providing job opportunity and meeting the needs of working families, we can ensure the continued prosperity of our nation.
Dodd, Christopher
