Quotes on jobs
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
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Howard Aiken Quotes
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
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Stanley J. Randall Quotes
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
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Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
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Dave Barry Quotes
Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.
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William Lyon Phelps Quotes
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
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Fred Barling Quotes
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Robert Frost Quotes
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade.
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James Charlton Quotes
Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job.
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Jay Leno Quotes
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Ogden Nash Quotes
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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Author Unknown Quotes
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
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Robert Frost Quotes
You're no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you're too good to be an assistant.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Doug Larson Quotes
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
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Danny McGoorty Quotes
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Dean Acheson Quotes
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
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H. Jackson Browne Quotes
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
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Confucius Quotes
What is it that you like doing? If you don't like it, get out of it, because you'll be lousy at it.
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Lee Iacocca Quotes
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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Author Unknown Quotes
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
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Author Unknown Quotes
A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
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William C. Feather Quotes
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
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C. Northcote Parkinson Quotes
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
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Bill Gold Quotes
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
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Scott Adams Quotes
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
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Pearl Bailey Quotes
For many people a job is more than an income - it's an important part of who we are. So a career transition of any sort is one of the most unsettling experiences you can face in your life.
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Paul Clitheroe Quotes
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
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Arnold Toynbee Quotes
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
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William John Bennett Quotes
More men are killed by overwork than the importance of this world justifies.
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Rudyard Kipling Quotes
I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.
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Vince McMahon Quotes
An unfulfilled vocation drains the color from a man's entire existence.
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Honore de Balzac Quotes
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Author Unknown Quotes
By strengthening the economy, providing job opportunity and meeting the needs of working families, we can ensure the continued prosperity of our nation.
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Christopher Dodd Quotes