Quotes on the Internet

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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
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Patrick Murray Quotes

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
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Dave Barry Quotes

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Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar.
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George Lundberg Quotes

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The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.
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The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
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John Allen Paulos Quotes

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There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
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Guy Almes Quotes

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If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big.
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Natalie Sequera Quotes

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The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
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Bill Gates Quotes

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The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
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Marilyn Manson Quotes

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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
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Penn Jillett Quotes

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