Quotes on the Internet
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
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Patrick Murray Quotes
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
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Dave Barry Quotes
Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar.
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George Lundberg Quotes
The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.
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Author Unknown Quotes
The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
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John Allen Paulos Quotes
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
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Guy Almes Quotes
If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big.
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Natalie Sequera Quotes
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
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Bill Gates Quotes
The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
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Marilyn Manson Quotes
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
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Penn Jillett Quotes
Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must.
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Bill Schrader Quotes
The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply with basic economic laws. The problem is that it was devised by a bunch of hippie anarchists.
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Thomas Nolle Quotes
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
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Esther Dyson Quotes
In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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John Perry Barlow Quotes
The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years.
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Rupert Murdoch Quotes
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
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Eric Schmidt Quotes
It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
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George W. Bush Quotes
The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.
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Author Unknown Quotes
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
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Al Gore Quotes
No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn't.
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Don Rittner Quotes
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web... Now even my cat has its own page.
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Bill Clinton Quotes
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.
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Andy Grove Quotes
We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people.
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Pierre Omidyar Quotes
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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Scott Adams Quotes
National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway.
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Tim May Quotes
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.
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Don Rittner Quotes
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
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Bob Dole Quotes
The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.
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Brad Shapcott Quotes
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
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William Gibson Quotes
The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it.
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John Gilmore Quotes
As the most participatory form of mass speech yet developed, the Internet deserves the highest protection from government intrusion.
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Stewart Dalzell Quotes
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
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Dan Quayle Quotes
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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Dave Barry Quotes
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Robert Wilensky Quotes
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
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Douglas Adams Quotes
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
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Clifford Stoll Quotes
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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Author Unknown Quotes
Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet.
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Vinton Cerf Quotes
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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Andrew Brown Quotes
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
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Scott Adams Quotes
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.
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Dave Barry Quotes
While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings.
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Dave Barry Quotes
The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.
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Dave Barry Quotes
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.
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Jim Clark Quotes
Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life.
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Bill Clinton Quotes
We're into a whole new world with the Internet, and whenever we sort of cross another plateau in our development, there are those who seek to take advantage of it. So this is a replay of things that have happened throughout our history.
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Bill Clinton Quotes
The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it.
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Jeanne DeVoto Quotes
The world is poised on the cusp of an economic and cultural shift as dramatic as that of the Industrial Revolution.(OK, it doesn't take a genius, or even a politician, to figure out that big changes are afoot when we have a medium that lets someone throw up a virtual storefront on the Web and instantly gain access to the global market.)
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Steven Levy Quotes
The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter."
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Author Unknown Quotes