Quotes on the Internet
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Murray, Patrick
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
Barry, Dave
The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
Paulos, John Allen
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
Almes, Guy
The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
Manson, Marilyn
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Jillett, Penn
The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply with basic economic laws. The problem is that it was devised by a bunch of hippie anarchists.
Nolle, Thomas
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
Gore, Al
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web... Now even my cat has its own page.
Clinton, Bill
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
Adams, Scott
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.
Rittner, Don
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
Dole, Bob
The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it.
Gilmore, John
As the most participatory form of mass speech yet developed, the Internet deserves the highest protection from government intrusion.
Dalzell, Stewart
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Quayle, Dan
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Barry, Dave
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
Adams, Douglas
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Adams, Scott
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.
Barry, Dave
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.
Clark, Jim
Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life.
Clinton, Bill
We're into a whole new world with the Internet, and whenever we sort of cross another plateau in our development, there are those who seek to take advantage of it. So this is a replay of things that have happened throughout our history.
Clinton, Bill
The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it.
DeVoto, Jeanne
The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter."
Unknown, Author