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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.
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Douglas Adams Quotes

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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Rita Mae Brown Quotes

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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Colin Sautar Quotes

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The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
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Warren G. Bennis Quotes

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It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons.
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Douglas Adams Quotes

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
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Saul Bellow Quotes

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Without geography, you're nowhere.
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Author Unknown Quotes

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If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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