Quotes on how true
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
Masterson, Bat
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Rogers, Will
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
Fechtner, Leopold
An unwatched pot boils immediately.
Ellis, H.F.
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous.
Coren, Alan
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
Addison, Joseph
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
McLaughlin, Mignon
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
Poe, Edgar Allan
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Unknown, Author
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
Morley, Christopher
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
Unknown, Author
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Unknown, Author
People who snore always fall asleep first.
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