Quotes on how true
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
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Bat Masterson Quotes
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers Quotes
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.
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Elaine Dundy Quotes
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
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Leopold Fechtner Quotes
An unwatched pot boils immediately.
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H.F. Ellis Quotes
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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Dave Barry Quotes
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous.
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Alan Coren Quotes
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
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Franklin P. Jones Quotes
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
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François Duc de La Rochefoucauld Quotes
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
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Joseph Addison Quotes
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
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Murphy's Law Quotes
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
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Mignon McLaughlin Quotes
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
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Edgar Allan Poe Quotes
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
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Christopher Morley Quotes
It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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People who snore always fall asleep first.
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