Quotes on housework
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Unknown, Author
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Hubbard, Frank McKinney
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
Ryan, Joe
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
Lemon, Jim
The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.
Unknown, Author
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Bombeck, Erma
You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping.
Kipling, Rudyard
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
Unknown, Author
The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Christie, Agatha
I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it's good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I'm sure no one else can hear my thoughts - or intrude upon them.
Alauda, Astrid
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
Cowman, C.E.
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
Weilacher, G.M.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Farmer, Hoosier