Quotes on housework
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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Frank McKinney Hubbard Quotes
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
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Joe Ryan Quotes
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
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Jim Lemon Quotes
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
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Heloise Cruse Quotes
The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.
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This mess is a place!
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes
You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping.
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Rudyard Kipling Quotes
Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
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The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
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Agatha Christie Quotes
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
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Nancie J. Carmody Quotes
The only place where housework comes before needlework is in the dictionary.
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Mary Kurtz Quotes
A clean house is the sign of a boring person.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Phyllis Diller Quotes
This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
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I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it's good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I'm sure no one else can hear my thoughts - or intrude upon them.
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Astrid Alauda Quotes
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
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C.E. Cowman Quotes
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
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Anne Gibbons Quotes
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
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Katharine Whitehorn Quotes
When you use a manual push mower, you're "cutting" down on pollution and the only thing in danger of running out of gas is you!
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Grey Livingston Quotes
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
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G.M. Weilacher Quotes
Please don't feed the dust bunnies.
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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
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Hoosier Farmer Quotes