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Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
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Doug Plank Quotes

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me.
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Anna Quindlen Quotes

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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
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Frank Gifford Quotes

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Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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Duffy Daugherty Quotes

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I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion.
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Mia Hamm Quotes

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I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
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Dave Barry Quotes

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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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Phyllis Diller Quotes

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes

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Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately.
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Reggie Williams Quotes

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