Quotes on football

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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
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Merle Kessler Quotes

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Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
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Chris Laidlaw Quotes

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Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
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Luke Salisbury Quotes

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You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
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Dan Birdwell Quotes

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Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
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Heywood Hale Brown Quotes

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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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Elbert Hubbard Quotes

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If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
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Bob Golic Quotes

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Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes

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There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.
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Alfred Hitchcock Quotes

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Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
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Tony Kornheiser Quotes

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