Quotes on fishing
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Barry, Dave
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
Schullery, Paul
Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.
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There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home.
Haig-Brown, Roderick
I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there.
Altman, Robert
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
Haas, Charles
Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish.
Haig-Brown, Roderick
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
Blessing, Irish
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Larson, Doug
I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.
Lyons, Nick
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
Best, A.K.
Good things come to those who bait.
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Catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking.
Humphrey, William
If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly.
Ohman, Jack
Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty!
Unknown, Author
"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day."
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