Quotes on dogs
The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.
Proverb, Polish
The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.
Toussenel, Alphonse
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Proverb, Portuguese
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
Kundera, Milan
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rudner, Rita
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
Bluestone, Steve
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Jones, Franklin P.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Caras, Roger
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Williams, Ben
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
Unknown, Author
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.
Wedgefarth, W. Dayton
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Radner, Gilda
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Jones, Franklin P.
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.
Shaw, George Bernard
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Pastoret, Phil
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
Unknown, Author
When a dog wants to hang out the "Do Not Disturb" sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species.
Albert, Ramona C.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Churchill, Winston
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
Robinson, Mabel Louise
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Battista, O.A.
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Moser, Penny Ward
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
Pendelton, Winston
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Abbey, Edward
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Murphy, Sue
Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.
Terhune, Albert Payson
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Rooney, Andy
My little dog: a heartbeat at my feet.
Wharton, Edith
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
Jesse, Edward
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
Lorenz, Konrad
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
Čapek, Karel
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
Staël, Mme. de
Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
Author, Unknown
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Rogers, Will
Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience.
Winokur, Jon
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Author, Unknown