Quotes on diet

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
Proverb

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Obesity is really widespread.
II, Joseph O. Kern

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If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.
Leigh, H.S.

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When we lose twenty pounds, we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
Allen, Woody

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I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Bombeck, Erma

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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
Kerr, Jean

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
West, Mae

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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Welles, Orson

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Dieting is not a piece of cake.
Unknown, Author

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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
Wagner, Jane

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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
Henry, Lewis C.

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We never repent of having eaten too little.
Jefferson, Thomas

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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Kerr, Jean

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It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.
Allen, Hugh

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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
Adams, Chris

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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
Bennett, Dan

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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Unknown, Author

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They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
Shakespeare, William

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I am a nutritional overachiever.
Unknown, Author

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
Twain, Mark

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Unknown, Author

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Life itself is the proper binge.
Child, Julia

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My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
Secombe, Harry

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Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
Kardong, Don

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The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
Connolly, Cyril

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
Bombeck, Erma

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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Barr, Roseanne

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I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me!
Unknown, Author

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