Quotes on diet
To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
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Proverb Quotes
Obesity is really widespread.
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Joseph O. Kern II Quotes
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.
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H.S. Leigh Quotes
When we lose twenty pounds, we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
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Woody Allen Quotes
I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
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Jean Kerr Quotes
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
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Dave Barry Quotes
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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Mae West Quotes
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment.
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Cyril Connolly Quotes
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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Orson Welles Quotes
Dieting is not a piece of cake.
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Author Unknown Quotes
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
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Jane Wagner Quotes
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
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Lewis C. Henry Quotes
We never repent of having eaten too little.
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Thomas Jefferson Quotes
Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.
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Author Unknown Quotes
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
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Jean Kerr Quotes
Never eat more than you can lift.
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Miss Piggy Quotes
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
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Author Unknown Quotes
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.
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Jason Love Quotes
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
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Stephen Phillips Quotes
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.
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Hugh Allen Quotes
As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
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Chauncey M. Depew Quotes
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
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Phillip C. McGraw Quotes
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
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Chris Adams Quotes
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
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Dan Bennett Quotes
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
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Horace Quotes
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
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Beth McCollister Quotes
They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
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William Shakespeare Quotes
I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.
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Marie Mott Quotes
I am a nutritional overachiever.
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If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Mark Twain Quotes
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.
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Life itself is the proper binge.
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Julia Child Quotes
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
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Harry Secombe Quotes
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
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Benjamin Franklin Quotes
The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity.
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Mervyn Deitel Quotes
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
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Don Kardong Quotes
Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants.
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The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.
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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
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Jackie Gleason Quotes
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
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Plutarch Quotes
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
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Ed Bluestone Quotes
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
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Cyril Connolly Quotes
Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.
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Jane Thomas Noland Quotes
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Tom Wilson Quotes
Dieters live life in the fasting lane.
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I think I just ate my willpower.
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
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History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.
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Harold MacMillan Quotes
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Roseanne Barr Quotes
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me!
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Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
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Henny Youngman Quotes