Quotes on desserts
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
Love, Jason
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
Wilson, Earl
Unless your name ends in Baskin or Robbins, I really can't fit you into my schedule right now.
Swain, Uniek
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
Olney, Judith
There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix.
Unknown, Author
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
Love, Jason
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
Olney, Judith
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.
Unknown, Author
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.
Emerson, Ralph Waldo
I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies.
Unknown, Author
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Unknown, Author
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Love, Jason
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
Unknown, Author
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Fiebig, Jim
I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
Gould, John
Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!
Adams, Jessi Lane
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
Kardong, Don
Me and ice cream. Best friends forever.
Adams, Jessi Lane
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Unknown, Author
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Ulmer, Ernestine
Ice cream is happiness condensed.
Adams, Jessi Lane
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Boynton, Sandra
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
Brillat-Savarin, Anthelme
Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.
Hope, Alexis F.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy.
Wilder, Thornton