Quotes on cows
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
Gussow, Joan
Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice?
Anonymous
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
Unknown, Author
All is not butter that comes from the cow.
Proverb
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Twain, Mark
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Wholey, Dennis
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
Allen, Fred
The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Chesterfield, Earl of
Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare.
Proverb
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.
McNulty, John
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
Bierce, Ambrose
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
Hubbard, Elbert
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.
Ekstrom, Bob
I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.
Anderson, Sherwood
I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.
Clark, Anthony
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
Shaw, George Bernard
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.
Quincey, Thomas de