Quotes on cows
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
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Joan Gussow Quotes
Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice?
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Anonymous Quotes
When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
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Author Unknown Quotes
All is not butter that comes from the cow.
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Proverb Quotes
I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
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Paul Carvel Quotes
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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Mark Twain Quotes
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
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Grant Wood Quotes
Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.
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Greek Proverb Quotes
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
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Dennis Wholey Quotes
A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.
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Samuel Johnson Quotes
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
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Fred Allen Quotes
The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
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Earl of Chesterfield Quotes
Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare.
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Proverb Quotes
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.
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John McNulty Quotes
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
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Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hopes that the cow will back up to them.
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Elbert Hubbard Quotes
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.
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Bob Ekstrom Quotes
I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.
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Sherwood Anderson Quotes
I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.
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Anthony Clark Quotes
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
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George Bernard Shaw Quotes
Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures.
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Thomas de Quincey Quotes