Quotes on birth control
It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
Short, Clare
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Rivers, Joan
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Rubin, Bob
For most women, including women who want to have children, contraception is not an option; it is a basic health care necessity.
Slaughter, Louise
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
Potts, Malcolm
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
Tabron, Carole
For birth control, I rely on my personality.
Abel, Milt
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Caray, Harry
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
Hoppe, Arthur
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
Unknown, Author
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
Smith, Margaret
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
Unknown, Author
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No."
Allen, Woody
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Twain, Mark
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
Mencken, H.L.

