Quotes on babies

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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
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Barbara Christine Seifert Quotes

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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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Ed Howe Quotes

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
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Mark Twain Quotes

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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
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Carl Sandburg Quotes

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A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
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Carole Tabron Quotes

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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

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God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
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Author Unknown Quotes

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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
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Frank A. Clark Quotes

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Every baby needs a lap.
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Henry Robin Quotes

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