Quotes on babies
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
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Barbara Christine Seifert Quotes
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
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Ed Howe Quotes
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
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Mark Twain Quotes
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
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Carl Sandburg Quotes
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
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Carole Tabron Quotes
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
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Author Unknown Quotes
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
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Frank A. Clark Quotes
Every baby needs a lap.
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Henry Robin Quotes
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Leo J. Burke Quotes
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
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Elinor Goulding Smith Quotes
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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Dave Barry Quotes
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
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Georges Courteline Quotes
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
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Charles Osgood Quotes
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
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Don Herrold Quotes