Quotes on babies
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
Seifert, Barbara Christine
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Howe, Ed
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Twain, Mark
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Sandburg, Carl
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
Tabron, Carole
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
O'Rourke, P.J.
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
Fischer, Martin H.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Unknown, Author
Every baby needs a lap.
Robin, Henry
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Burke, Leo J.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Smith, Elinor Goulding
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Barry, Dave
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
Courteline, Georges
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
Osgood, Charles
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Herrold, Don