Quotes on alcohol
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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Jack Handey Quotes
Wine gives a man nothing. It only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
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Samuel Johnson Quotes
I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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Frank Nicholson Quotes
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
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Knute Rockne Quotes
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkeness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have a fact hidden in it somewhere. But when Bernard Shaw says that Christmas Day is only a conspiracy kept up by Poulterers and wine merchants from strictly business motives, then he says something which is not so much false as startling and arrestingly foolish. He might as well say that the two sexes were invented by jewellers who wanted to sell wedding rings.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton Quotes
A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.
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Unknown Author Quotes
Why yesh offisher I've been drinking but thatsh wash owersh ago.
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Unknown Author Quotes
Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
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Author Unknown Quotes
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
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Katherine Whitehorn Quotes
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
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Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald Quotes