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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you are in business. Yes, and that is also true if you are a housewife, architect or engineer.
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Dale Carnegie Quotes

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What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.
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We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
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A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
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America: Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.
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My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
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Jim Lemon Quotes

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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
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There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.
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Menander Quotes

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I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.
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Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
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There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
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