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COFFEE. SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.
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A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers.
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The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers.
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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
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Fred Blechman Quotes

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From a programmer's point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request.
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