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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
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The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
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Milton Wright Quotes

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Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake.
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Carl G. Jung Quotes

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It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone.
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I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
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Henry Miller Quotes

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If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.(It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.
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There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
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Paul O'Neil Quotes

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Ogden Nash Quotes

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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes.
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Lemony Snicket Quotes

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I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal - and soon they'll forget my number.
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Edith Armstrong Quotes

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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.
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Bill DeWitt Quotes

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A Student is the most important person ever in this school... in person, on the telephone, or by mail.
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The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.
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Clifford Stoll Quotes

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Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself.
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