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I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.
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All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
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There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up.
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98% of all statistics are made up.
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Advertising is only another form of statistics.
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Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.
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Democracy is an abuse of statistics.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture...
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Statistics are like women; mirrors of purest virtue and truth, or like whores to use as one pleases.
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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts - for support rather than for illumination.
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Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
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Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
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A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat. He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more.
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Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
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