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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
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Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again! God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.
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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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