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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
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Brent Musburger Quotes

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The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
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Unknown Author Quotes

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I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to buy a pair of shoes I am not asked to produce my Identity Card. I love it because my mail is not censored. My phone is not tapped. My conversation with friends is not reported to the secret police.
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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
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Milton Wright Quotes

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Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake.
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Carl G. Jung Quotes

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It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone.
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Mark Twain Quotes

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I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
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Henry Miller Quotes

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
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Evelyn Hendrickson Quotes

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If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.(It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.
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George F. Will Quotes

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I could tell by the sound of your voice over the phone. Very authoritative you know, like the Pope or the computer in 2001.
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Woody Allen Quotes

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There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
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Paul O'Neil Quotes

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
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Ambrose Bierce Quotes

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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Ogden Nash Quotes

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

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A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes.
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Lemony Snicket Quotes

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One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D. C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a - a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone.
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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Woody Allen Quotes

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
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Jimmy Buffet Quotes

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