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Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
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William Stafford Quotes

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Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball.
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Pete Hamill Quotes

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IF KidsPerFamily > 2 THEN Ecological. Crime = TRUE
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Unknown Author Quotes

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My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
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Carl Rowan Quotes

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Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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Bob Talbert Quotes

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
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William H. Masters Quotes

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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.
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Bob Dole Quotes

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Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
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Bob Lemon Quotes

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Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
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Richard Lamm Quotes

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Phyllis Diller Quotes

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My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.
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Karen Brown Quotes

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Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
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Phillip C. McGraw Quotes

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My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
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Gene Perret Quotes

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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Jack Benny Quotes

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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I've got a new ambition. Now I just want to become a modern-type Grandpa myself-and really start living.
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Hal Quotes

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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Robert Orben Quotes

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Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
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Author Unknown Quotes

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If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it.
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Jerome Singer Quotes

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
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Bill Cosby Quotes

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