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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

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My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
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Billy Cosby Quotes

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A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.
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If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.
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Linda Henley Quotes

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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
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Paulette Bates Alden Quotes

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Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.
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Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
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G. Norman Collie Quotes

If anyone were to be willing to trace his descent through an ape as his grandfather, would he be willing to trace his descent similarly on the side of his grandmother?
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Samuel Wilberforce Quotes

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My grandmother made me a scrapbook because I was once too young to remember; I am making scrapbooks for my family because one day I may be too old to remember.
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A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
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Lois Wyse Quotes

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Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.
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Edward H. Dreschnack Quotes

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It was dramatic to watch [my grandmother] decapitate [a turkey] with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with "gourmet" status.
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Russell Baker Quotes

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Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
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Pam Brown Quotes

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When a child is born, so are grandmothers.
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Judith Levy Quotes

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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Henny Youngman Quotes

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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
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If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
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If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.
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Italian Proverb Quotes

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