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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
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Brent Musburger Quotes

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The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
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Ernest Hemingway Quotes

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Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.
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I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
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Gerald Ford Quotes

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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
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All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport.
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Mike Royko Quotes

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Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
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Phil Blackmar Quotes

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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
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Tiger Woods Quotes

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Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path? Pure pea gravel."
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Jeff Cesario Quotes

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They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
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Raymond Floyd Quotes

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Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
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Jim Murray Quotes

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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
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Jack Lemmon Quotes

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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
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Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net.
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Franklin Adams Quotes

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
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Jim Murray Quotes

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I've spent most of my life golfing... the rest I've just wasted.
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Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
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Winston Churchill Quotes

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Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
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Bobby Jones Quotes

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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
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Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.
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