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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.
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It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
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Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
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Lucille Ball Quotes

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Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
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The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always firemen.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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Woody Allen Quotes

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.
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Reba McEntire Quotes

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Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads - at the extreme opposite end of our bodies.
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It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Robert Frost Quotes

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Garrison Keillor Quotes

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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
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James Matthew Barrie Quotes

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The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
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Several men I can think of are as capable, as smart, as funny, as compassionate, and as confused - as remarkable you might say - as most women.
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God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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