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Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."
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Lenny Bruce Quotes

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Fuck all the people who say, "God bless," and then don't bother to complete the sentence. Who they are, I haven't the slightest. But, if I were God, I would not honor such a request.
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George Carlin Quotes

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That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck you." I'm positive.
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J. D. Salinger Quotes

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There has got to be a God; the world could not have become so fucked up by chance alone.
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Edward Abbey Quotes

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I hate water. Fish fuck in it.
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W.C. Fields Quotes

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Every analysis leaves a residue of the unknown; this we call God or Karma or - depending on time and place - the UFO. (Unidentified Fucking Object).
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Edward Abbey Quotes

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Catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking.
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William Humphrey Quotes

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So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti- intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity.
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Frank Zappa Quotes

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The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck."
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Author Unknown Quotes

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Poetry is nobody's business except the poet's, and everybody else can fuck off.
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Philip Larkin Quotes

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Fire lookout, 1400 hours, ferocious lightning storm. Me and God. That fucker is trying to get me again, God damn him. But I got me old .357 ...
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Edward Abbey Quotes

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I am too tired to fight, but too stubborn to conform to the ways of this fucked up world. I give up.
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Author Unknown Quotes

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