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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

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Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
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Billie Jean King Quotes

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All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport.
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Mike Royko Quotes

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A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.
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Barbara Holland Quotes

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If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.(It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.
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George F. Will Quotes

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The coroner will find ink in my veins and blood on my typewriter keys.
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C. Astrid Weber Quotes

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A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self.
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Marian Sandmaier Quotes

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We all travel the milky way together, trees and men. Trees are travellers, in the ordinary sense. They make journeys, not very extensive ones, it is true: but our own little comes and goes are only little more than tree-wavings - many of them not so much.
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John Muir Quotes

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It was dramatic to watch [my grandmother] decapitate [a turkey] with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with "gourmet" status.
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Russell Baker Quotes

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Life preys upon life. This is biology's most fundamental fact.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes

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Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't.
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Lord Raglan Quotes

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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Robert Wilensky Quotes

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You don’t run against a bloody stop watch, do you hear? A runner runs against himself, against the best that's in him. Not against a dead thing of wheels and pulleys. That's the way to be great, running against yourself. Against all the rotten mess in the world. Against God, if you’re good enough.
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Bill Persons Quotes

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The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley Quotes

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As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
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Scott Adams Quotes

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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Doug Larson Quotes

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It is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken.
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Marguerite de Valois Quotes

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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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Bill Vaughan Quotes

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