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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes

Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them.
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Martin H. Fischer Quotes

Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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Keith Richards Quotes

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Lily Tomlin Quotes

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
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John Hardwick Quotes

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
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We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning.
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
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P.J. O'Rourke Quotes

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
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Jimmy Buffet Quotes

Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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Abbie Hoffman Quotes

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is.
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Norman Cousins Quotes

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
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Thomas Szasz Quotes

Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs, few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.
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Nicolas Chamfort Quotes

The longer I live the less confidence I have in drugs and the greater is my confidence in the regulation and administration of diet and regimen.
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John Redman Coxe Quotes

Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God do I love Congress
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