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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
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A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
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A college education shows a man how little other people know.
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.
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A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
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We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.
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Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
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The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry.
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Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
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The hospital is the only proper College in which to rear a true disciple of Aesculapius.
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