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When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee's house some day.
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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
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I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water.
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But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer.
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Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path? Pure pea gravel."
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Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
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Chris Laidlaw Quotes

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Draft beer, not people.
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The publishers and others should quit worrying about losing customers to TV. The guy who can sit through a trio of deodorant commercials to look at Flashgun Casey or swallow a flock of beer and loan-shark spiels in order to watch a couple of fourth-rate club fighters rub noses on the ropes is not losing any time from book reading.
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Raymond Chandler Quotes

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
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