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The rancher strings barbed wire across the range, drills wells and bulldozes stock ponds everywhere, drives off the elk and antelope and bighorn sheep, poisons coyotes and prairie dogs, shoots eagle and bear and cougar on sight, supplants the native bluestem and grama grass with tumbleweed, cow shit, cheat grass, snakeweed, anthills, poverty weed, mud and dust and flies - and then leans back and smiles broadly at the Tee Vee cameras and tells us how much he loves the West.
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Edward Abbey Quotes

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
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I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers - turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and all because he kissed me good-night!
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I remembered a story of how Bach was approached by a young admirer one day and asked, "But Papa Bach, how do you manage to think of all these new tunes?" "My dear fellow," Bach is said to have answered, according to my version, "I have no need to think of them. I have the greatest difficulty not to step on them when I get out of bed in the morning and start moving around my room."
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Laurens van der Post Quotes

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Becoming conscious is of course a sacrilege against nature; it is as though you had robbed the unconscious of something.
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Carl G. Jung Quotes

It isn't like the rest of the country - it is like a nation itself - more tolerant than the rest in a curious way. Littleness gets swallowed up here. All the viciousness that makes other cities vicious is sucked up and absorbed in New York.
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John Steinbeck Quotes

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The cunning competitor plays on the other party's guilt. Continuously praise your opponent's shots, and you'll notice how he begins to press. Self-beratement also serves to balance a guilty conscience for being successful and makes your opponent disturbed for upsetting you so. If on occasion you call one of your opponent's "out" shots "in," then later on you can innocently call an "in" shot "out" on a crucial play. Practice saying "Good try," sincerely; then you can call a lot of close shots "out" and get away with it.
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Theodor Saretsky Quotes

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If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient at others, so bewildered and so weak and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control We are, to be sure, a miracle every way but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.
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Jane Austen Quotes

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I thought I loved him, but I really just needed him. There was so much death and when I was in bed with him, I wasn't thinking about death. Look, what I'm trying to say is that we can't know what's in another person's heart, we can't even know what's in our own. Life turns on a dime, and somehow we muddle through.
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Sybil Adelman Quotes

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In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers.
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Richard Power Quotes

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"Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai.
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Leo Tolstoy Quotes

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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Groucho Marx Quotes

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Erma Bombeck Quotes

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A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor
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Victor Hugo Quotes

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The first time the duchess halted by my side, I whispered to her to calm her gushing spirits, not to meddle with her dress, and for public opinion's sake, not to step so high. I said she could get over just as much ground at a moderate gait; and, beside the noble grand duke, her father, might happen along at any moment. I might as well have talked to the wind. She only laughed that characteristic laugh of hers that silvery laugh that I could recognize anywhere if I were to the leeward, and then, bending a little, she grabbed up the sides of her apparel with both hands, began to jerk it to and fro in a violent manner, threw her magnificent head back and skipped furiously away on an Irish jig step, all excitement, wild hilarity, distracted costume, frenzied motion! A spectacle to seal the eye-balls and to astonish the soul of a hermit!
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Mark Twain Quotes

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It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.
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Lemony Snicket Quotes

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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
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Robert Benchley Quotes

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Woody Allen Quotes

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No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.
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Robert S. Lynd Quotes

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The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
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Edgar Watson Howe Quotes

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