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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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Unknown Author Quotes
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Oscar Wilde Quotes
Dealing with people is probably the biggest problem you face, especially if you are in business. Yes, and that is also true if you are a housewife, architect or engineer.
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Dale Carnegie Quotes
What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.
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Burton Rascoe Quotes
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.
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Joseph Roux Quotes
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
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Irish Saying Quotes
America: Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.
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Joe Moore Quotes
My great-grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter, my mother, who used to remind her daughter, my own sister, that to talk well and eloquently was a very great art, but that an equally great one was to know the right moment to stop.
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Quotes
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
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Jim Lemon Quotes
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
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Helen Rowland Quotes
There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.
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Menander Quotes
I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.
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Pat Robertson Quotes
Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
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Martin Andersen-Nexo Quotes
There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
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George Bernard Shaw Quotes
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Woody Allen Quotes
It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
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Denis Norden Quotes
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton Quotes
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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H.V. Prochnow Quotes
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
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