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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
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Patrick Murray Quotes

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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
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Brent Musburger Quotes

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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
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Dr. Seuss Quotes

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Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live.
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Jackie Windspear Quotes

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It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution.
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Author Unknown Quotes

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I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.
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Jack Handey Quotes

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I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
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D.H. Lawrence Quotes

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I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry.
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Maxine Waters Quotes

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It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.
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Pam Brown Quotes

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Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.
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Chinese Proverb Quotes

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Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball.
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Pete Hamill Quotes

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Poker is to cards and games what jazz is to music. It's this great American thing, born and bred here. We dig it because everybody can play.
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Steve Lipscomb Quotes

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Don't let anyone steal your dream. It's your dream, not theirs.
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Dan Zadra Quotes

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It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.
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Lana Turner Quotes

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Vogue and Self are putting out the message of yoginis as buff and perfect. If you start doing yoga for those reasons, fine. Most people get beyond that and see that it's much, much more.
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Patricia Walden Quotes

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The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control.
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Tom Weir Quotes

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It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
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Pete Sampras Quotes

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I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate; It's apathy.
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Unknown Author Quotes

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It's the Brady Act taking manpower and crime-fighting capability off the streets.
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Dennis Martin Quotes

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I don't think it's possible to skip with a frown on your face... I'd like to see the world's governing and terrorist leaders on a skipping tour through the Middle East and across the subcontinent and China to Korea.
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Sue Irwin Quotes

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