Quotes by Henny Youngman
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I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars worth of your food.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
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