Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

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Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
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Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshiped as gods.
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Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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