Quotes by Bill Vaughan
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
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It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts.
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In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
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My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment... There's something about getting up at 5 a. m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
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It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a snorkel.
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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standards of nonconformity.
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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It's never safe to be nostalgic about something until you're absolutely certain there's no chance of its coming back.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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