Quotes by Bill Vaughan
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
Vaughan, Bill
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
Vaughan, Bill
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
Vaughan, Bill
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
Vaughan, Bill
My father asserted that there was no better place to bring up a family than in a rural environment... There's something about getting up at 5 a. m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs.
Vaughan, Bill
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
Vaughan, Bill
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Vaughan, Bill
It's never safe to be nostalgic about something until you're absolutely certain there's no chance of its coming back.
Vaughan, Bill