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Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
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Love is like a butterfly: It goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes.
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Where does the white go when the snow melts?
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Cheerleaders know that pyramids were not built in Egypt.
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There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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Sometimes on the way to our dreams, we get lost and find an even better one.
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Cleanliness is next to impossible.
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Strange how a teapot can represent at the same time the comforts of solitude and the pleasures of company.
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Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: "Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to me." "You lose," Coolidge replied dryly, and walked away.
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
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Words want to be free!
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
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Forgiveness does not mean the cancellation of all consequences of wrong doing. It means the refusal on God's part to let our guilty past affect His relationship with us.
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I don't play the field - I rule the sidelines.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
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Give blood. Play hockey.
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It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution.
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Never fight fire from ego.
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I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers - turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and all because he kissed me good-night!
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All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day.
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Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.
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Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.
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A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!
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Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.
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Sisters may share the same mother and father but appear to come from different families.
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Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at.
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Weave in faith and God will find the thread.
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Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
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I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
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Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.
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Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel.
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When you're riding lead, don't spit.
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Everyone has a photographic memory, but not everyone has film.
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Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
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You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep.
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Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.
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Take care of the earth and she will take care of you.
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
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Good company upon the road is the shortest cut.
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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
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In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
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Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
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Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
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The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
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No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment.
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I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.
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